Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Seinfeldian Bloggery

I promised myself I'd do at least one blog a month. September's gonna be over in 5 hours. So, here goes. 

Well. Here's what I've been up to (in case you don't follow me on twitter.. and even if you do)- this Hellpit Faeries album is coming along swimmingly! And all the fun's in the conception. This new apartment is chock full of ridiculousness, and we're both becoming more adept at harnessing this constant fuckery in a way that's gonna make us money. We like money here at The Scalpel. A lot. 

There's been shows (last night @ Santos with Skyzoo and Dujeous was full of awesome!) interviews (I hope that Soulculture piece doesn't make us sound quite as insane as I fear it will) drinking (took us 2 weeks of DILIGENCE to get thru the post- housewarming liquor.. we kept at it, though), daily man- related dramas (we love us some mens), and overall contentment. Life has been good! 

There's a porn star in our kitchen eating tofu. She ROOLS. Tonite the 3 of us are doing dramatic readings, interpretive dance, and opera singing of our various writings, live on ustream. 

On a related note, I have to say that for being lil ol' me, Ive managed to have some infuckingcredible ustream and tinychat moments. We're super exclusive with our tinychats, (there's like 8 of us. we aint nobody but we're tinychat snobs. if we don't know you, we scream "STRANGERDANGER!!!" & ban you) but stay tuned for the ustreams. :) 

Karl Rove follows me on Twitter. I suspect it's because i said I want Glenn Beck to die. I tweeted and asked him. I've yet to receive a response. I'm not afraid of you, architect. I've kept my nose clean. You got nothin' on me! 

My bday's the 16 of Oct. I'm gonna blog before that, about something more topical. Just, today is so chill. I got nothin to talk about, really. 

If there's something you want me to give my two cents on, please let me know. I probably have an opinion. I enjoy ranting, too. Give me something to rant about. This smiley happy crap's gonna get old soon. LOL

Comment yall!! talk to me. 



  1. well you wanted a comment so..umm..what can I say. Being at the scalpel was an honour. You guys are dope. Hang the kanga on the wall and lemme see it in you next ustream. Oh and also I love you cuz you're dope and you don't even know. I am also very proud of you forget men related drama. Everybody knows chicks rule this world ;)

  2. ESTA!! ur the best. U gave us walkie talkies. you completed us. :) I love you!

    I like a certain degree of man drama.. life's incomplete without it! :)Im great tho. :)

    .. what makes u think i don't know I'm completely friggin awesome tho? :-P

  3. this is me commenting! (ok that was wack). but honestly, im excited for this hellpit faeries album cause its gonna be hella dope...oooh yea ever since that posted picture of you with the speed racer helmet...i figured i should check out the ustream but i dont be wantin to get fired.

    update on the whole rove/beck situation...yea i said i wanted karl rove to die and all i got was more lousey britney pornbots so...i was wrong...unless glenn beck has disguised himself as a britney which case he has been blocked, but does explain the presistence.

    ok bye now

  4. i started following you on twitter cos i followed Jean and you 2's conversations crack my shit up on a daily basis. thanks for being such great people. and keep it up.